A Critic’s Meta-Review: 5/5

I Am Somebody (REVIEW)
“We will all stay together as brothers, or perish as fools.”
-Ralph Abernathy
(not to be confused with the subject of a Norm MacDonald joke about suicide that I really wish I could find a clip of)
I like Hollywood as much as anyone else, which is to say that I tolerate the constant stream of big-budget bullshit they pump out like mother’s milk on the off chance that I…